Hello all! This is my Blog spot! I'm Jose, and I hope you enjoy my very first post! Let's take a look at a blast from the past. Back when mom was still a single parent of two scheming little birds.....
There he was in all his glory. Standing in the doorway. Yes, built like a tank. But I was ready for battle! Mom invites him in. The tension mounts and Rico's head feathers rise. We glance at each other with sick glee knowing mom's stupid date is about to end. HE HE HE I've never felt such evil in all my life!
Rico and I maneuver into position: me way at the top of the rope perch and Rico on the top of her t-stand. We wait....
Mom closes the door behind this dude. What a mistake she just made....he hands her a bottle of rum so they can make rum and coke. (He's gonna need that rum to clean his wounds....)
They laugh and chat for a second. My high alert goes ballistic when it appears he wants to kiss mom. But he doesn't. hehehe perhaps he senses he is about to be roadkill......
Suddenly he spies us across the room. I glance at Rico. She glances at me. We stare at him....
He says " I wanna meet the birds". Mom says "Come over here and meet my babies". Oh yes we are her babies! Rosemary's babies! he he he he heh e heh e hehehehehehhe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They approach us. Rico's beak pulsates. My vent squeezes back the huge bomb saved up just for him. He askes "Can i hold them?" Stupid mom says "Well let's see". His hand approaches me slowly even though I'm up so high. He's wooing me with rediculous comments such as "Hi Jose" and "You're cute". Soon he will be saying "Oh my god I'm bleeding, I'm dying...."
Then suddenly I spotted it. How could I have missed it? How did it enter the room without my noticing it? I was so focused on flesh that it's presence totally went unnoticed. Rico let out a hellish scream. for a brief second i felt as though an eagle were circling my cage. I went numb. It suddenly became clear: HE WAS WEARING A DREADED BASEBALL CAP! My birdie instincts took over and I bolted. Rico in one direction, me in the other. The sounds of wing flapping and screeching filled the air. How were we to know this guy was gonna use the baseball cap tactic against us???????I was pissed and oh so mortified!
Suddenly a hand reaches down to pick both Rico and I up. It wasn't mom's. It was too big and gnarly looking. In my fear and desperation, i step up. Rico does too. We look at each other in both fear and disgust. The cap was looming above us.....he puts us back onto our perches and says" wow, i like your birds". What a sneaky idiot this guy is.....Our plans were foiled. Our hatred and devilishness for him secretly smoldering....
mom's date went just fine. she put us into our cages and covered us early. But it's ok. There is always next time. And I KNOW he won't always be wearing that baseball cap............
Rico and I maneuver into position: me way at the top of the rope perch and Rico on the top of her t-stand. We wait....
Mom closes the door behind this dude. What a mistake she just made....he hands her a bottle of rum so they can make rum and coke. (He's gonna need that rum to clean his wounds....)
They laugh and chat for a second. My high alert goes ballistic when it appears he wants to kiss mom. But he doesn't. hehehe perhaps he senses he is about to be roadkill......
Suddenly he spies us across the room. I glance at Rico. She glances at me. We stare at him....
He says " I wanna meet the birds". Mom says "Come over here and meet my babies". Oh yes we are her babies! Rosemary's babies! he he he he heh e heh e hehehehehehhe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They approach us. Rico's beak pulsates. My vent squeezes back the huge bomb saved up just for him. He askes "Can i hold them?" Stupid mom says "Well let's see". His hand approaches me slowly even though I'm up so high. He's wooing me with rediculous comments such as "Hi Jose" and "You're cute". Soon he will be saying "Oh my god I'm bleeding, I'm dying...."
Then suddenly I spotted it. How could I have missed it? How did it enter the room without my noticing it? I was so focused on flesh that it's presence totally went unnoticed. Rico let out a hellish scream. for a brief second i felt as though an eagle were circling my cage. I went numb. It suddenly became clear: HE WAS WEARING A DREADED BASEBALL CAP! My birdie instincts took over and I bolted. Rico in one direction, me in the other. The sounds of wing flapping and screeching filled the air. How were we to know this guy was gonna use the baseball cap tactic against us???????I was pissed and oh so mortified!
Suddenly a hand reaches down to pick both Rico and I up. It wasn't mom's. It was too big and gnarly looking. In my fear and desperation, i step up. Rico does too. We look at each other in both fear and disgust. The cap was looming above us.....he puts us back onto our perches and says" wow, i like your birds". What a sneaky idiot this guy is.....Our plans were foiled. Our hatred and devilishness for him secretly smoldering....
mom's date went just fine. she put us into our cages and covered us early. But it's ok. There is always next time. And I KNOW he won't always be wearing that baseball cap............
